Sunday, May 24, 2020

Announcing another live video chat and something else.

Announcing another live video chat and something else. It is not lost on me that my blog is slowly becoming a platform to announce video chats. So I think Im going to have to do some fast confessing so that you guys dont all unsubscribe. Im getting married to the farmer. Yep. April 17. Well, not really. I mean, I cant totally get married because at the beginning of Brazen Careerist, I funded the company by not paying my taxes, so I owe a ton of taxes, and if the farmer and I got married, the IRS would put a lien on his farm. So we are having an unofficial wedding. Very small. I would tell you how small, but I am not allowed to write details about the farmers family. Suffice it to say that on my side, only two people are coming. And my kids. The kids really want to see a wedding. They would actually like to see me dressed like Cinderella. Because thats what they know about weddings and princesses, two things that my kids are pretty sure go together. Instead, we will just go out to dinner and bring a wedding cake. The cake will be extravagant, and thats what will let the kids know something big has happened. The event will be in Iowa. Well, sort of. In Iowa, if you just exchange rings, with no vows, you are still legally married. In Wisconsin, theres no common law marriage. So we are exchanging rings in Wisconsin and having dinner in Iowa. Its like bar hopping, midwest style. So anyway, I want to tell you that Im not the kind of girl who stops working to plan my wedding. And its true, Im not. But the kids and I are moving to the farm in the middle of May. And its a big move. And were remodeling the kitchen and bathroom. And thats why Im not posting on the blog. I wish I were posting on the blog. Because my dream life is living on the farm and posting on my blog. But right now, its true, Im only announcing webinars and then praying that I dont do anything inappropriate when Im actually doing the webinar. I promise I will start posting again. I just need to pick out a bathtub and a sink. Meanwhile, in webinar land, the topic is how to interview. I think its actually something catchy like three things to do in an interview to get the job. I told Ryan Paugh the catchy topic, and then I promptly forgot it when the electrician came. I wonder if when I dont answer the phone because Im with the electrician, Ryan Paugh thinks I dont answer the phone because Im thinking really hard about doing a great webinar. Wait. I almost forgot a link! Here: Sign up for the webinar here. Its Thursday, March 25 at 9pm eastern. Heres why you should go to the webinar. Because the people who hate me most hate me because they say I dont really do anything, I just talk a good game. So lets say theyre right. Then all of them should be listening to this webinar because Im going to tell you how to talk a good game. After all, what else is the interview? Its convincing people they are gonna love working with you. Im great at that. Also, well run through questions that I get asked all the time. How to negotiate salary, how to deal with getting fired from the last job, how to deal with references when your boss doesnt know your job hunting. And Ill answer your questions, as you ask them in the webinar. And you guys can also tell me if you think that pink in the bedroom is emasculating. The farmer says it is. He says that he read about a football team that painted the opposing teams locker room pink. Thats his evidence. I think that pink is good feng shui it makes the relationship better. This would be a good time for links to the pink locker room and links to feng shui sites. But instead, heres a link to the rosebushes I just bought for the garden.

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